Dear Friends/Doctors/Acquaintances/Guys Who Passed Michael Jackson On The Street That One Time:
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD PURE AND HOLY WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH PATERNITY CLAIMS ALREADY!!!!
God. GOD!
Kisses
CP
Much has been made over the last day or so of the recent incident on Kyle and Jackie O's radio show on 2Day FM, where they hooked a 14 year old girl up to a lie detector and she admitted that she had been raped at the age of 12 - live on air.
Kyle has made his own response here - and I'm sorry, dude, but you're just not cutting it. My problem is this:We check with the mother before hand, and go through the questions they want asked.
Excuse me? What the hell do you think you're doing, asking a 14 year old girl those questions on national radio? Shut the fuck up, idiot.
I'm not a huge fan of the guy, but I manage to avoid exposure to him, so I don't have some kind of raging hate-on for him, but if I were his boss, he'd be needing to update his resume right about now. Of course, if I were his boss, he wouldn't have been running a segment which allowed children to be questioned about their sex lives on live fucking radio.
First Dog on the Moon has summed it up nicely here.
Note to The Boy - there is no way in HELL we are going to see this movie:
ACCLAIMED director Sam Raimi has been hired to make a movie based on the role-playing fantasy video game World of Warcraft, entertainment industry press reports said today.Raimi, best known for directing the trilogy of blockbuster Spider-Man superhero movies as well as classic 1981 horror film The Evil Dead, will shoot the film after completing work on Spider-Man 4, Daily Variety said.Ack. If you're a fan, you may be either quite excited, in which case feel free to enjoy it far, far from me; or you're horrified at this travesty, in which case I invite you to join me in firebombing every cinema that plays it.*
World of Warcraft is a multiplayer online role-playing game developed by Southern California company Blizzard Entertainment and set in a fantasy world featuring monsters, humans, zombies and magical lands.
The franchise was first launched in 1994 and currently has more than 11 million monthly subscribers worldwide, holding the Guinness World Record for most-subscribed multiplayer online game.
I am still enjoying the Days of Rage (aka the quit smoking project), as at least I have licence to bitch loudly at work and nobody is quite game to tell me off. However, I have discovered an article I do not feel qualified to bitch about, except to say that this cock-smurf might change his tune after he passes a kidney stone the size of a watermelon. The DVD Queen will be there to tell him to push when he does.
Read more...I'm back from the blogging dead to report that I am in fact still alive. My many fans* may breathe a sigh of relief. Unfortunately there will be no recaps in the near future (I know! I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from here!! Heh), as there are certain other things keeping me distracted. Such as a quit smoking attempt. I think I'm going to KILL SOMEONE soon. Everyone just needs to shut up already. Shut up A LOT.
In case you can't tell, I'm really living up to my name here. I'm very easily set off, so today's "You Idiots" award goes to the Advertiser, and whoever decided that this was newsworthy. I mean, really? No shit? Way to go, Australian Institute of Criminology!!
Excuse me. I think I need to go and kick the photocopier.
* Yes, I know. That was sarcasm.
Update: Also? NO SHIT, Sherlock.
Please pass the $42 billion stimulus package. Baby needs a new ipod, dammit!!
In other news, we are frying here (again!), while Sydney bitches about it being a heatwave because it's going to be, like 34C. Shut up, Sydney. Bunch of wusses, y'all! Anyway, what I meant to say was, my brain has melted, which is why you keep getting links and no actual effort at creativity on my part.
Wicked excuse, no??
Whose car alarm incessantly brayed ANNOYINGLY on King William Street this afternoon:
If your car alarm goes off because you've fucked up your immobiliser, or whatever, please make sure that you know how to pull out the wires from your battery to shut it off, or whatever; or ensure that you learn all forms of alarm silencing. Otherwise you are going to end up with a street full of angry office workers desperately attempting to stave off rage blackouts, which could cause them to come down there and stab you with a letter opener.
Kisses,
CP
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