Haaaaaaaaaaaaaate

Now that I have hacked my way back into my account (blogging when drunk leads to forgetting your user name!), a quick non-edited end of lunch time bitch - don't eat your lunch in the lift. Wait until you get back to your goddamn desk. I don't need to hear you slurping all over the place. Ew. Cut that shit out people, it's bad lift etiquette.

While I'm on the subject - guys who let the ladies off the lift first. It's sweet that chivalry is not dead, but if I have to hike six miles to get around you because you won't also get out of my damn way, you might as well just get off first. I'm just sayin'.

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