Oh. My God!!!
>> Wednesday, January 28, 2009
People are weird. Really, seriously, insanely weird!!
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Oh, dear.
An example of toasting marshmallows on the banks of Denial...
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Brain. Melting!
I am not enjoying this. At all. But I think I want to divorce my husband and marry my air conditioner!
Read more...The Award for Excellence in Snark ...
>> Tuesday, January 27, 2009
... Should surely go to this guy!
Read more...How to scar somebody for life
>> Friday, January 23, 2009
Courtesy of Ms Outraged:
Guess who will be spending the long weekend gouging her eyes out after that? Because for a moment there, it seemed like YOU COULD SEE DOWN THE SIDE OF HIS LEOTARD AND NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THAT SHIT!
Excuse me, I think I need to lie down.
Oops ...
>> Thursday, January 22, 2009
Aaaand here's why you should keep your kids and your drug operation separate!
Read more...I love Simon's Cat
>> Wednesday, January 21, 2009
These have been around for ages, but I'm throwing them in here so I don't have to hunt them down anymore. Enjoy!
Dear Idiot
Whose car alarm incessantly brayed ANNOYINGLY on King William Street this afternoon:
If your car alarm goes off because you've fucked up your immobiliser, or whatever, please make sure that you know how to pull out the wires from your battery to shut it off, or whatever; or ensure that you learn all forms of alarm silencing. Otherwise you are going to end up with a street full of angry office workers desperately attempting to stave off rage blackouts, which could cause them to come down there and stab you with a letter opener.
Kisses,
CP
I just found the awesomest thing ever
This will keep you endlessly amused while I fuck around and pretend I'm totally going to put up some new material, but don't for months and months and then put up three recaps in one week. Or something along those lines.
Anyway, check it out. Awesome!
Have cats, will do something REALLY dumb
>> Tuesday, January 13, 2009
I LOVE this. Love love love it!
Read more...I am a slacker
Yes, I know that the last time I posted it was around the time that man discovered fire. So sue me. I've been busy with stuff, and believe it or not, it did not entirely consist of drinking. No, seriously. No. Seriously.
Anyway, I will do my utmost to drag out another recap soon - hopefully this weekend. I would also love to bitch about the whole Israel going postal on Hamas thing, but really, if I could come up with a coherent solution for that mess, aside from "give the Palestinians better arms and training to even up the odds, and seal the borders and wait for the dust to settle," I would be rich and not a misanthropic legal secretary.
Anyway, according to my stats there are people still reading this (you guys, seriously - unless you're just accidentally popping in while searching for something else, I don't know whether to hug you or worry about your sanity), so I hope you had a good Christmas, New Year, etc.
(Ir)regularly scheduled snark returning soon!
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