Dear Idiot

Whose car alarm incessantly brayed ANNOYINGLY on King William Street this afternoon:

If your car alarm goes off because you've fucked up your immobiliser, or whatever, please make sure that you know how to pull out the wires from your battery to shut it off, or whatever; or ensure that you learn all forms of alarm silencing. Otherwise you are going to end up with a street full of angry office workers desperately attempting to stave off rage blackouts, which could cause them to come down there and stab you with a letter opener.

Kisses,
CP