Dear Malcolm Turnbull

Please pass the $42 billion stimulus package. Baby needs a new ipod, dammit!!

In other news, we are frying here (again!), while Sydney bitches about it being a heatwave because it's going to be, like 34C. Shut up, Sydney. Bunch of wusses, y'all! Anyway, what I meant to say was, my brain has melted, which is why you keep getting links and no actual effort at creativity on my part.

Wicked excuse, no??