A link here and there

I'm too sleep deprived and incoherent to write anything particularly interesting or witty. But luckily for you, gentle readers (hee! "Readers". I crack me up), I found some people who did:

I read this, which I can really relate to (her other stuff is also the funny), and then I read this, which cracked me up even more.

So, what the hell are you still doing here?